poetry

Psilocybin, Anal Sex, and Videogames
July 17, 2014

Psilocybin, Anal Sex, and Videogames

  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some poems, so here’s some goddamn poems! These are three samples of a collection I’ve been slowly compiling….

Sunday Morning Metal Poetry
April 6, 2014

Sunday Morning Metal Poetry

My favorite kind of poem is the split poem. Basically, they’re two separate poems that share the same universe, offer an alternate view or continue…

Poetry Up Your Ass
March 9, 2014

Poetry Up Your Ass

  The title says it all, folks. These are two of many poems I’ve written that are directly inspired by my favorite metal albums. Both…

July 21, 2013

Love in “Pink”

  These poems are from a collection tentatively titled “Pink.”  It’s a collection of love poetry that doesn’t shy away from grandiose imagery. The phrases…

September 20, 2012

Scene Haikus

  Where is the sound guy? Smoking weed behind dumpster Keyboards are too low