At work, we talk a lot about how important it is for students to have background knowledge of influential people and important historical events – in other words, “No, sweetie, Michelle Obama’s mother couldn’t possibly have been a slave BECAUSE THE CIVIL WAR ENDED IN 1865!” I’m finding that background knowledge is also helpful in the realm of metal.
I’ve never been a music trivia person; I listened to the self-titled Sublime album on repeat from eighth grade ‘til college, but I couldn’t tell you half the song titles, or the even names of any band members besides Bradley. And metal? Forget it. Bruce Dickinson’s a singer, right? Megadeth only has one “a” in it? This lack of background knowledge gets me into some goofy situations editing a blog that is supposed to be about metal!

Valient Himself -- Photo by Matthew Eisman
The latest situation began over a year ago, when I interviewed Andrea Black of Howl. (BTW, she’s not in the band any more – plus one trivia point for me!) At the time, they were on tour with Junius and Valient Thorr.
The interview went fine and I looked up those other bands on Youtube. Valient Thorr seemed pretty cool – hard rock n roll, a hairy shirtless singer in bright red pants…
Seven or eight months after that, I saw that Jucifer was coming to the Heirloom Theater. “Awesome!” I thought to myself. “That band that was on tour with Howl!” …Who I had mixed up with Junius, who by this time I thought was Valient Thorr. Read more »