Eat Your Zucookies!

I have been on a cookie kick. I like to lie to myself and say they’re good for me. They have fiber in them; they…

May 1, 2012

The Death of Waiting Patiently

  There was once a time when children survived long car rides by counting license plates and pestering their siblings.  There was also a time…

April 24, 2012

A PEZ Collector’s Wet Dream

I never gave much thought to PEZ, but since Danielle and I were going on a road trip to the PEZ Visitor Center in Orange,…

April 20, 2012

doyoulistentogrindcore? A Review

As someone who doesn’t know a goddamn thing about grindcore, I was outside of my element reviewing David Carradine’s latest release.  My comrades and I…

April 19, 2012

The Bridge

By David Alan White Originally published on Jesus Ate My Baby. As they pulled up to the bridge, Ian’s heart was steady. His hands did…