Toenail Polish, GTL, and Va-Jay-Jay Haircuts: AltCtrl Tells It Like It Is

Even with a gingery skullet, Devin’s secure enough to forego the hat…

  Having recently moved, and finding myself with a ridiculous amount of downtime now that I no longer have roommates to sit around the house with, I decided to join a local gym to try to get in better shape. What I thought would be a quick and painless internet search turned out to be… Continue reading Toenail Polish, GTL, and Va-Jay-Jay Haircuts: AltCtrl Tells It Like It Is

Music That Changed My Life, or “What the Hell is This Article Doing in a Metal Blog?”

  Trying to decide what life-changing album to write about, it occurred to me that I could never narrow it down to just one. You see, my taste in music has evolved over time (or devolved, depending how you look at it…) so picking just ONE album that changed my life would be nearly impossible.… Continue reading Music That Changed My Life, or “What the Hell is This Article Doing in a Metal Blog?”